Saturday, March 6, 2010

Ol' Sara suspects we're all getting to "tight": So PLAY BINGO


RULES for Bullshit Bingo…at least it may keep you awake
 

2 comments:

Baxter said...

This game would be enjoyed by those with short attention spans...

Jim G. said...

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square
I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five
across and five down. That will give you
25 1-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
· Restored our reputation
· Strategic fit
· Let me be clear
· Make no mistake
· Back from the brink
· Signs of recovery
· Out of the loop
· Benchmark
· Job creation
· Fiscal restraint
· Win-win
· Affordable health care
· Previous Administration
· Greed on Wall Street
· At the end of the day
· Empower (or empowerment)
· Touch base

· Mindset
· Corporate greed
· Ballpark
· Game plan
· Leverage
· Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
· Relief for working families
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout
"BULLSHIT!"
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech
for only five minutes when I won." -
Jack W., Boston

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." -
David D., Florida

"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." -
Bill R., New York City