Must be tough to be Obama. Gotta say one thing but every one knows its not serious (true).
"I'm going to end the war and close Gitmo"! Now we all know that would be foolish, to leave our country exposed, but he got his believers, believing but then wink, wink, never closed Gitmo and extended the Afghan conflict. President drone!
"I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman", but now wink, wink, I really don't think that, we know I don't think that and ...OK, I'm gonna evolve! Besides, the religious are not my base.
"If you like your insurance, you will get to keep your insurance", but...big wink, wink, everyone knows my goal is single payer, government controlled health care and the best way to get there is to legislate a monstrosity, destined to fail, which will allow us to usher in complete government control.
"I'm not a Socialist"! but everyone knows and everything I do is to enlarge government. But wink, wink let's talk about profit and how the private sector is "OK". Granted, even with my amazing wink, wink ability, I'm struggling a lot on this one. Better drag out Billy, he will get it done.....wait...did he just say "sterling record"?