If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on...

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. <>A liberal democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a liberal democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he demands the show be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal democrat will delete it because he's "offend ed".