CONSERVATIVE

A Conservative is a man who has two perfectly good legs who however has never learned to walk forward.
FDR
A Consevative believes nothing should be done a first time.
Phillip Fullmer
A Consevative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't see any reason why he shouldn' always have plenty of money.
Will Rogers
A Conservative is a man that won't look at a new moon out of respect for the ancient time.
Bill Mitchell
The idea of sacred is quite simply one of the most conservative notions in society because it seeks to turn other ideas like progress and change into crimes.
Salmon Rushdie

It has always been my thought to view the internet not as an " information highway" but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. TC