Monday, February 23, 2009

The Stimulus Plan is Working

The moment Obama signed that stimulus plan I found that my allergies seemed to clear up. Suddenly my eyes didn't water and my nose didn't run. Then my bursitis went away and my tennis elbow disappeared. That afternoon my wife came into my office wearing only a robe and a smile. Talk about stimulus.
Then the next day I opened the newspaper and saw what the stock market did.

AAAAchoooooo!!!!

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