Tuesday, November 25, 2008

GWB Presidential Library

A "solicitation" I received today...

2 comments:

Baxter said...

Dear Fellow Constituent:

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.

The library will also include many famous quotes by George W. Bush:

'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'

'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'

'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.'

'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.'

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'

'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'

'The future will be better tomorrow.'

'We're have the best educated American people in the world.'

'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op)

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'

PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

Sincerely,

G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors

terry said...

I love Baxter. Sad but it's all the truth. The GWB library in Crawford, Texas. or where?? Watch the pardons coming and the energy deals in the last days of King George the second. Will we see the compassionate conservative or the oil deals for more land.Keeping in mind all the oil here can't solve the problem. It will be interesting to see how he chooses to spend the rest of his life.